urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage pornogarage pornogarage 2007-11-10T23:09:51Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:33901 2007-11-10T23:09:02Z 2007-11-10T23:09:51Z i have finally moved to a new journal&nbsp;<br /><span class='ljuser ljuser-name_cellela' lj:user='cellela' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://cellela.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://cellela.livejournal.com/'><b>cellela</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:33148 2007-06-02T18:02:46Z 2007-11-09T19:25:19Z shower/sherbrooke there is a cable connecting mike's laptop to the big tv and since i got back i've watched more south park than packing or cleaning. <br />i blame the cable and not my fat lazy ass.<br /><br />walking up to my new place yesterday, i see oliver on the front balcony speaking in heated french with the old people next door. they explain to him that the people living in the bottom half of our duplex just packed their clothes and took off. our landlords only solution was to pile the remains of their life in the backyard. there is really nothing better on the eyes than seeing a house torn apart and thrown outside( not to mention soggy as it has rained continously since i arrived) but in the end it worked out, giving us a place to toss any garbage or things we didn't want off the other balcony. <br /><br />i really have no plan as to how i'm getting all my boxes and bags of clothes over there. it's a 20 minute walk, but i'm not lugging it all one bag at a time. why do you have to be 25 to rent a truck?! why!?<br /><br />in the end... i could care less about old people, an entire house on our back lawn or not knowing how i'm going to move my stuff because i'm on vacation. VACATION. VACATION!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:32917 2007-05-25T20:58:15Z 2007-11-09T19:25:59Z my summer so far is work work work. and then a little bit more work. <br />i appreantly had strep throat last week and now am on hour 13 of a 24 hour stomach flu thing.<br />why does puking up bile taste like puking up gravol? there was no gravol in me!<br /><br />so my plans for the weekend are now ooficially ruined and i can't start rehearsals until i get back on june 5th due to copius amounts of hours at work.<br /><br /><br />wah wah wah yeah thats me urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:31872 2007-03-08T18:05:31Z 2007-03-08T18:05:31Z stick in the mud feeling is overwhelming right now. <br />i keep sleeping away 5% of this course because i can't bring myself to get up at 7;30 for a class that is so boring it makes me want to pull the skin off my face.<br />im sick of seeing shows with no through line. i love narrative. come on!<br /><br />now, i consist of a schedule and adhering to it. long distance calls and coffeeteateateacoffee<br />i have $ 1.72 and 5 cigarettes to my name. <br />waiting for cheques to go through is the most infuriating process. My money is there, but I can't use it. I HATE THE BANQUE<br />if there was a way to keep all my income in a shoebox(or various shoeboxes, depending on how successful i am) in my closet, i would do it. \\<br />so for now, i will just starve. thanks a lot president's choice, i'm fucking starving.<br /><br /><br /><br />i guess thats it. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:30998 2007-02-01T21:51:30Z 2007-02-01T21:51:30Z none. cars and other apartment sounds "I'm not really listening....because I'm not really there. I'm in hell. I'm more desperate than anybody I ever hear on those shows and I'm trapped in a sadness and an anger so deep I know I'll never get out. Because I'm just slipping deeper into the sadness. And deeper into the anger...I have horrible thoughts about doing horrible things to people. If I were on one of those shows and I told people how I really felt and what I really wanted to do...they wouldnt be able to give me any advice....they wouldn't be able to talk...maybe they'd just cancel the show." g.f.w -problem child<br /><br /><br /><br />artlike art can kiss my ass, so can lifelike art for that matter.<br /><br />naturalalsm! maturalism! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:30186 2007-01-02T03:31:00Z 2007-01-02T03:31:00Z tv i am so confused but<br />i love a good blog<br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />I'm flying back from performing at the Hippie Awards in Las Vegas, where I was asked to be part of the evening's entertainment. I preformed a number entitled: "On the Wings of a Winter's Wind We'll Ride" which was the song that Celine Dion sang at the end of "Biker Boyz". Did anyone see that movie? Was it good? I'm sure it was if Orlando Jones was in it. He lends everything he works on a thin patina of goldenness. <br /><br />And for those of you who don't know, the Hippie Awards are given out every year for the best hippies. This year there were a lot of surprises, but also a lot of unsurprises. Goat picked up his third award for "Most inspirational response to a Park Ranger". When a Park Ranger told him that he was going to have to clean up and vacate the campgrounds at this years Fertility Jamboree and Witch Party, Goat looked straight at the dude and said, "My friend, you may have the authority to ask me to leave, and you may have the fancy badge (authors note * It wasn't fancy, but whatever), but only God can tell me when it's time to leave. That's all I have to say, now if you don't mind, I should get going." Another big winner was the Douche Family (they've now grown to over 52 members - and they got a new bus that's made out of recycled milk crates and old potato peels. It doesn't run but it's very environmentally friendly.) They won two different awards. One was for "Funnest Fake Family". And the other, which is soooo ironic, was for "Biggest Douche's!" Imagine that! And why would they give out such a derogatory award? Oh well, I guess that's why they call them Hippies! But back to the real story. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:29475 2006-12-18T17:52:38Z 2006-12-18T17:52:38Z bss <center><br /><img src="http://www.fankids.org/FANKid/First-Place_4-7.gif" /><br /></center><br /><br />i am the red ribbon girl.<br /><br />the guy who was recommended to me for my tattoo only works monday and thursday and of course I work both monday and thursday. so i have three options;<br />1. wait until sunday/next week<br />2. switch the shift to wednesday or friday so I could go on thursday<br />3. get someone else to do it<br />(two really seems like the best option... for me, and people at work probably hate me for being sick, so it's the least likely.)<br /><br />since i've been back, i've had many moments regretting the fact that I never got my license. I really don't want to drive, but it's all the nights and days I've spent watching tv or on the computer. I could do that in Montreal. Yeah, I should've got my drivers license.<br />I'm going to make eggs and go to work... this is the most depressing week everrrrr. end already! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:29416 2006-12-14T18:32:03Z 2006-12-14T18:32:03Z so busy. yesterday a girl at work asked me if i was going to vacation on my holiday vacation and i said no<br />then i went to loblaws and ate way too many wedges and chicken tenders<br /><br />now i apparently have stomach flu and can't stop puking.<br />so i cant work.<br />i am losing money and my stomach lining!<br /><br />clearly, i cannot do all that i want to do. mostly i wanted to work today to see jacks and work with good people only until 10:30<br /><br />i;ve been back for 8 days and have not really done anything but slave for starbucks and love my hot boyfriend. he's still hot<br /><br />this nestea is not sitting well..why do i even try!?<br />guh. hour 1 without puking<br />woo! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:29106 2006-12-08T21:13:46Z 2006-12-08T21:13:46Z let's sit on some shit that happened 4 years ago!!!<br />thanks for bringing up actions i've shaken off<br /><br />shall we go over what this makes me?<br />insensitive<br />bitch<br />cold<br />angry<br />resentful<br />and unresponsive<br />bitch<br /><br /><br />FUCK YOU BUDDY i will be so PC around you you'll think im hilary clinton<br />go fuck yourself you selfish heady fuck. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:28383 2006-11-23T21:14:43Z 2006-11-23T21:14:43Z THURSDAY= MY WEEKEND STARTS<br />unfortunatley this will be the weekend of work. i should at least get most of it done today and tomorrow so i can go to lisa's convocation party saturday night and 'tree sluts' on sunday.<br />MY LIST<br />- self relavatory performance for tdev. create monolouge and movement to highlight the emotions that come from being unfaithful. infidelity performance<br />- start paper for kbligh on; grotowski,laban, voice work and uta hagans object excersizes.<br />- finish design project aka a vortex of traintracks and mirrors in a cardboard box<br />-write play response for prod on monday. on the lady smith or les points tournants<br />- write prop list for monday. 3 items <br />- think of something to bring for design potluck<br />greys tonight greys tonight it shall be intense!<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />Seven Lasts:<br /><br />7. last beverage: tap water<br />6. last phone call: mirsky, left a messege<br />5. last text message received: chris i think, <br />4. last song played: i was in the kitchen i couldnt hear<br />3. whos it by: probably the smiths<br />2. last bubble bath: psh, a long long time ago<br />1. last time you cried: only when i talk to jesse, so almost 2 weeks ago<br /><br />Eight have you's:<br /><br />8. have you ever dated someone twice: ha more than twice!<br />7. have you ever been cheated on: yes<br />6. have you ever bought condoms?: me? no<br />5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: never!<br />4. have you ever fallen in love?: yep<br />3. have you ever lost someone?: yes... well these are depressing<br />2. have you ever been depressed: whoa! eerie. i refuse to answer this<br />1. have you ever kissed 2 people in one day: i think so<br /><br /><br />Six things you did in the past three days:<br /><br />1. Went to school: yes<br />2. Went to work: i wish<br />3. Colored: yes in fact<br />5. Got drunk: nope. last time was saturday night<br />6. Slept: yes<br /><br />List Three favorite colors:<br /><br />1. brown<br />2. green<br />3. beige<br /><br />List Two things you want to do before you die:<br /><br />1. travel<br />2. have babys<br /><br />SO FAR IN 06':<br /><br />Been to school - yes<br />Made a new friends - yeah school made me<br />Fallen out of love - nah<br />Done something you swore never to do - haha.. no<br />Laughed until you cried - and puked into my hand<br />Went behind your parents back - oh god yea<br />Met someone who changed your life - DEB<br />Gotten close to someone - yes very..wait like emotionally? physically.. no<br />Found out who your true friends were - uhh sure<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF:<br /><br />1. Bush?<br />good try there buddy <br /><br />2. Gay Marriage?<br />i dont like marriage in general but whatever you want to do<br /><br />3. Lowering the drinking age?<br />no way. rob montreal of it's tourism highlight. underage kids getting sick on the street? never!<br /><br />4. Straight, Gay, Bi?<br />what do i think of these? pretty standard labels <br /><br />5. Do you have a crush on someone?<br />yes, many<br /><br />6. Who is the best hugger that you know?<br />this is a hard one i know i lot of really bad huggers<br /><br />7. Do you believe in love at first sight:<br />interest at first sight. if i did, then i'd be in love with the guy who uses the same lip chap as me that i saw on the bus yesterday. i consider that love<br /><br />8. Is there something you want to tell someone?<br />yeah, facebook sucks and i'd rather self-indulge with these questions than look at pictures of other people drinking. i am more interesting than facebook<br /><br />9. What brand of shirt are you wearing?<br />paul frank. haha not my shirt. he'll never read this. sucker<br /><br />10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?<br />my top friends lol, i kiss them all already<br /><br />11. Do you have "A thing"?<br />i think it's weed and tv<br /><br />12. How many people on your top friends do you know in real life?<br />explain real life then i will answer your question<br /><br />13. How many kids do you want to have?<br />three!<br /><br />14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?<br />yeah, but a hard one<br /><br />15. Do you want to change your name?<br />sometimes<br /><br />16. What did you do for your last birthday?<br />green room in toronto then me and jers picked our feet and slept. it was the best birthday i've ever had<br /><br />17. What time did you wake up today?<br />3pm ... oh god its terrible<br /><br />18. What were you doing at midnight last night?<br />watching conan with mike because WILL ARNETT WAS ON<br /><br />19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: have sex<br /><br />20. Last time you saw your dad? oh god... over a month ago ...waaah i miss neil<br /><br />21. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES<br /><br />22. Which hand do you like better? only adam west can choose that<br /><br />23. What are you doing right now? watching the sun go down.<br /><br />24. Have you ever talked to Tom? I wish. but i don't use myspace that much, so he probably doesnt want to talk to a substandard user<br /><br />25. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? yeah.... * shifty eyes *<br /><br />26. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? obviously<br /><br />27. Least favorite month? i dont have one. they're all pretty okay<br /><br />28. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? black hoodie from jers<br /><br />29. Who's getting on your nerves right now? my forgetfulness personified<br /><br />30. Most visited webpage? GMAIL.LIVEJOURNAL im trying to give up facebook<br /><br />31. Would you help your best friend fight if he/she is losing? of course.<br /><br />32. Coke or Pepsi? both are gross<br /><br />33. What's the worst day of your life? i cant pick one. i try not to dwell on that shit man<br /><br />34. Do you think there's some models/people out there, that should gain a couple pounds? no i like that emaciated look<br /><br />35. Do you wish you lived in NYC? YES! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:27161 2006-11-07T04:04:35Z 2006-11-07T04:04:35Z <center><a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/damndirtygypsy/tumbleweed.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a><br /> fusion cajun<br />la doleur equiste<br />i love 11pm on weekdays</center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:26307 2006-10-14T05:10:20Z 2006-10-14T05:12:31Z if there is one woman that can make me feel better after being punched in the face from across the ocean it is morgan nagler<br /><br /><img src="http://livininadream.com/photo/cpg146/albums/userpics/10001/normal_109%7E0.jpg"><br /> and now, so appropriate; The End<br /><br /><small> It's not to say I understand<br />But it did come from your own hand<br />The more I know the more dangerous<br />I'm tellin' you I'm in no rush<br />I registered nothin'<br />Laurel Canyon to the 110<br />Except your melody is in my mind<br />'Cept I was ill at ease you were on my mind<br />And I'll be there for the end<br />Yeah I'll be there in the end<br />See I'll be there 'til the end<br />And all that's broken, may it mend<br />....<br />So complicate your complications<br />It's almost eight-- you're off the wagon<br />And she will wait, she will wait for you<br />Then surprise, you'll rise<br />And she'll have flew<br />See I'll be there 'til the end<br />And all that's broken, may it mend</small> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:25349 2006-10-08T22:53:24Z 2006-10-08T22:53:24Z <center><a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/damndirtygypsy/LKOAH.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a><br><br><br /><br />I don't believe in anything so you may as well forget about me It's time you took it upon yourself to go join the other team Forget about me Anyway, I got myself some bowling shoes an' they are all that I can see<br />With all my might I scored a strike My friend you wouldn't believe My teenage years were wasted all on me On Saturday I watched a film It was black and white with Clark Gable in I've seen that film one hundred times or more How am I going to tell my friends I won't be coming out with them no more?Don't you know that I feel sad? You only know how to get mad</center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:23464 2006-09-04T19:56:43Z 2006-09-04T19:56:43Z still not internet equipped!<br />shit one minute left on the internet<br />god damn <br />can't do everything i want on the internet in 30minutes urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:23065 2006-08-28T01:49:17Z 2006-08-28T01:49:17Z mike and i are in montreal<br />we have no internet <br />internet cafe for 2 dollars<br />living off french dictionarys and .... french subtitles urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:21202 2006-07-09T03:25:00Z 2006-07-09T03:25:00Z any doctor or scientist or regular everyday person who wants to work on a cure or lifelong prevention of nausea is alright in my books.<br /><br />speaking of books, i have nothing to read. so you should suggest something urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:20679 2006-06-22T05:38:48Z 2006-06-22T05:38:48Z no fucking clue the ythree days have lkilled one and a few<br />but we will continue in this fashion until we can'y see no more!!!<br />hey get yp and go !its finally going down<br /><br /><br /><br />so i says wqe all need to hahng out soon urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:20390 2006-06-20T19:41:13Z 2006-06-20T19:42:04Z oh i have hilarious friends<br />highlights please<br /><br />=&gt; drunken shmooshed car rides urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:18784 2006-05-15T02:45:50Z 2006-05-15T02:45:50Z cameragayscura i just want to scream hellllllo!<br /><br />the shift from hell- that i sufferred through smiling- is now over yeah 6 hours no breaks!!!<br /><br />i've had a crazy weekend! i wrote 769 words so fuck you essay i am giving up on you<br />and everything you stand for!<br />fuck it!<br />motherfucker<br />\does anyone remember what ' gotta do more gotta be more' is from?<br /><br />screw that i had a fantastic weekend! and brian's house is so classy nice view m'boy<br /><br />you alll impress me<br />well not ALL, of you! LOL! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:18278 2006-05-01T03:00:48Z 2006-05-01T03:01:39Z if you are free on either wednesday or thursday night<br />i suggest you let me know if you want a ticket to Equus<br /><br />possibly the most fucked up show in the what may be the COOLEST barn you will ever see<br /><br />plus, it's a damn good show. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:18054 2006-04-25T01:59:25Z 2006-04-25T01:59:25Z i don't do crowds <center><img src="http://www.concordia.ca/images/sub/tour/loyola/tj.jpg"><br /><br><b> this is the theatre building at concordia</b></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:17915 2006-04-19T03:05:49Z 2006-04-19T03:05:49Z <img src="http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-110.png"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:17342 2006-04-11T04:48:34Z 2006-04-11T04:49:42Z newyorkminute2232334334 <big><big><big><b>SIXweird things/habits about yourself"</big></big></big></b><br /><br />1. I LOVE BODY GUNK<br /><br />2. i refuse to take my calcium supplements and hide them around my house and give them to angie<br />to grow big and strong bar fighting bones<br /><br />3. i eat at least one bag of popcorn per day<br /><br />4. i can't think of anything that i do as weird<br /><br />5.<br /><br />6.<br /><br />I TAG <br />EVERYONE urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:16511 2006-04-02T06:29:14Z 2006-04-02T06:29:14Z <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/damndirtygypsy/My20Great20Grandmother20Dad.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:pornogarage:16362 2006-04-01T17:00:21Z 2006-04-01T17:00:21Z west coast affairs and such ["& when we understaNd It's like some divine haNd & as the days do paSs nothing in nature lasTs & i can't swallow It it just seems way too big to fIt & when the darkness comEs androgynous and nuMb say no more In'04 be like you're heavens doOr thank god for chance meetinGs chances are our best thinGs up there with ocean wavEs & sleeping in all dAy & stayin up all nigHt & knowing you're so rigHt. they're only worDs just leave them oUt"]<br /><br /><br />six more minutes until april fools day is over. <br />i work all afternoon and i'm relying on the rule that all "trickery" ends at 12pm April 1st.<br /><br />Jess Bloom sent me a wicked carepackage.<br />wicked.<br />wicked<br />wicked.<br />wicked.<br /><br />so wicked.<br /><br /><br />harrison. brian and harrison's friend mike are now added to the list of people who have seen me puke.<br />i had a really good record going..!